The Mookie – Willy Wonka

Arrggghhh !! I emailed Full Tilt last Thursday with the request for this week’s Mookie tournaments…six days later and three followup emails to FT and the tournaments still aren’t posted. WTF ?? Another round of emails have been sent again this morning including one to Full Tilt support along with some help from Al (since he’s the man and gets shit squared away). Hopefully they’ll be posted soon…if not we’ll have to move this shindig over to Stars for the night.

If things go as planned we’ll have the usual Mookie tourney at 9:00PM CT with wwonka69 defending his title. At 10:30PM CT, the 2nd Chance event will start with this week being a $5 Stud Hi/Lo (Turbo) tournament.

There have been rumors that Kat and Joanne will be handling the live-blogging duties which will be fun to read.

I’ll be back a little later with an update on tonight’s tournament location.

Here are tonight’s players:

  1. mookie99
  2. DontKnow
  3. jeciimd
  4. katitude
  5. lightning36
  6. patryn21
  7. Zeem
  8. hoyazo
  9. VinNay
  10. sjpc yabi
  11. weak_player
  12. wwonka69
  13. Columbo
  14. Obie315
  15. WPBT
  16. GCox25
  17. jjok
  18. SirFWALGMan
  19. TripJax
  20. Maudie
  21. MiamiDon
  22. DonkeyPuncher74
  23. NumbBono
  24. Bone_Daddy84
  25. bdidde
  26. BuddyDank
  27. chipperdh
  28. Dachrsty
  29. Mattazuma
  30. Mean_G
  31. surflexus
  32. willwonka
  33. mclarich
  34. love_elf
  35. dnasty13
  36. JoeSpeaker
  37. pokerenthusiast
  38. change100
  39. Berglar
  40. BrainMc
  41. Budohorseman
  42. TFG
  43. heffmike
  44. Don Morris
  45. MrSubliminal
  46. Kajagugu
  47. iam23skidoo
  48. OtisDart
  49. Patchmaster
  50. DuggleBogey
  51. photojenn
  52. HighOnPokr
  53. FishyMcDonK
  54. xkm1245
  55. csquard

*** LIVE BLOGGING *** with props to the original and best…Dr. Pauly

mookie99 in gray
katitude in black

10:45 AM CT … Reason #3,768 Al is the man…the tourneys have been posted. When Al talks/writes/drinks, people straighten up and listen. So you can sign up now and I’ll see you on Full Tilt tonight.

2:15 … While slaving away I managed to multi task and watch the latest Poker After Dark online. This is quickly becoming one of my favorite poker shows right behind High Stakes. This week’s SNG features Sam Farha, Tony G, Mike Matusow, Phil Hellmuth, Phil Ivey and Andy Bloch. The table talk alone is worth the time watching these guys play.

4:35 … This day is draggin’…2 1/2 hours before I can leave and go home to get ready for the fun tonight. Luckily I have quality video entertainment to keep me company. See what happens to a crackhead spider.

6:00 ESTKat here. Joanada is having internet issues so you are going to have to make do with only one component of the Canuck Triple Threat. I’ll beg your forgiveness in advance – I will miss something or another, because 1) I plan on having a beer or five and 2) I can’t multi-task for shit. So while colourful, the coverage will be spotty *grin.

6:30 … If you’re looking for some last minute poker tips before The Mookie, check out this guy’s helpful poker video.

10:00 … here we go…I guess for sanity’s sake I better switch my time to CT.

9:10 … good lord what am I in for? My screen i filled with windows, and well, I’m just so easily confused *grin. Screw it, I’ll get another beer and hope for the best. I have Waffles and Jordan on my table, so the chit chat is nothing if not amusing.

9:11 … I’m gonna watch a few tables for Kat tonight, until the donks get weeded out.

9:14 .. table break as will wonka is first out when his trip jacks with a king is outkicked by photojenn’s trip jacks with an ace. Now I’m seated with change100, Zeem, CC, BoneDaddy, Biggestron, Mean Gene, Jeciimd and Dnasty. Yay. ‘Scuse me while I concentrate on not losing my chips to these sharks.

9:16 … and while I was writing that Joe Speaker, Columbo and Hoyazo are out. And while I was writing THAT bit I busted out when my JJ did not work out against MeanGene’s flush. That he made on the river, btw. That makes 8/11 games in the last 3 days where I have busted out on when the river catches for my opponent. I must go break something now.

9:21 … AK for WPBT and KK for photojenn…no miracle Ace and WPBT is out in 50th.

9:22 … Well this blows. I hate watching…I’m more of a participatory kinda gal. Not even Waffles AA getting cracked by Kajagugu’s QQ (Q on the damn river) can make me feel better. Well, ok, maybe a little.

9:25 … How the hell does Mookie do this?? TFG, Mr. Subliminal and heffmike are out, but I have no idea how or by whom. I could/should pay more attention, but frankly it’s way more fun watching Waffles get wound up.

9:33 … Oof…the bitches hate Waffles…his QQ loses when Maudie’s A2 flops an A. He’s crippled and is out next hand when BrainMc gets a straight. I break something on his behalf.

9:33 and a half … well more people are out while i’m typing.. Poker Enthusiast and Dachrsty.

9:34 … JJ crack pokerenthusiast’s KK with 63h….245 flop.

9:39 … I have a fan…I knew someone read this gay blog:

Lucky_Bub (Observer): mookie u should mention me in your blog tm U caould say i am your biggest fan.

9:40 … Biggestron is out when his AJ falls to CC’s AK. Prior that were were the sad exits of patryn21 and Obie315.

9:42 … TripJax’s KA s00ted holds up when he flops a King against Patchmaster’s AT s00ted that catches nada. We bid farewell to Patchmaster

9:44 … Sigh. Zeem, Love Elf and Miami Don are busted. Serioulsy people, can you slow down? I can’t keep up! (good lord imagine how lame this would be if I was still in it??)

9:51 … JJOK’s J9 pairs on the flop and looks soooo good..until the turn is a King and Jordan’s KJ is a better two pair. Last week’s champ, wwonka, is also out, succumbing to Duggle’s two pair.

9:56 … xkm1245 is a goner…99 no goot in this case. Kajagugu is out the next hand with his 3Q (paired a 3 on the flop) vs. Weak’s A6 (paired his 6 on the flop).

9:58 … aaaahhhh I see Mookie’s trick. Just keep all the windows open, watch for the word “finished” to pop up beside someone’s name then look at the hand history window for that table. Sidenote: here’s a good prop bet for how many ways I can nicely say BUSTED. I have a fairly good vocabulary, so I’m putting it at 20 before I run out.

10:01 … I’m goofing around post-break, and I think to myself, “Self, play the Second Chance”. So I look it up only to find the world has indeed gone mad… Limit Stud Hi/Lo?? Good grief.

10:10 … Change100 is alas, also no longer with us. Her QAs falls when dnasty’s KK also hits a four flush. GOD, don’t you hate being on the receiving end of those?! DontKnow is gone, against Jordan’s AA. QQ no goot.

10:13 … The short-stacked Bone Daddy departs in 29th when his Big Chick proves no match for photojenn’s Big Slick. BuddyDank then makes the 28th place his personal marker.

10:29 … Woops! Went for a beer, chit chatted with the returning Hunny Bunny, and missed the untimely exit of Mattazuma, 23skidoo, Berglar and TripJax.

10:31 … Fellow Canuck, Fishy McDonk is gone in 23rd place in a battle of the pocket pair. Alas, in this end of the universe, KK beats 99.

10:35 … Have I mentioned how…ummm….unsatisifying it is to watch bloggers play poker, as compared to actually playing with them?

10:38 .. CC makes his flush on the turn only to watch it turn into a four flush for mclarich and joins the rest of us in the Losers Lounge.

10:42 … Crap! Another Big Slick winning against Big Chick, only it’s Mookie who finds himself sans chips. Chipperdh and Mean Gene are gone soon after, and we’re down to two tables.

10:45 … mclarich takes another victim and jeciimd can now head to bed (if that’s what he wants to do of course).

10:46 … My neighbour across the lake, VinNay has his QQ beaten by Gcox’s KK, and that’s that for him.

10:53 … Surflexus neatly doubles up with a pair of Queens against Budohorseman’s pocket 99’s. Goodnight Budo …..

11:00 … The velvety-voiced Gcox catches a full house, sixes over kings, and alas DonkeyPuncher had only 3 kings (of orient are, had to, sorry); so he’s off to look after DP Junior (who is cute as hell I might add). Weak’s ducks turn into triplets, and Surflexus’s cards are found to be the weakest link – goodbye. Yes I know that one was like, so five minutes ago, but I’m reaching here. File it under literary license.

11:05 … Second break and the chips counts of the survivors look like this:

  1. DubbleBogey – 18,048
  2. Lightening36 – 8,775
  3. mclarich – 7,496
  4. NumbBono – 7,320
  5. BrainMc – 6,456
  6. GCox25 – 6,140
  7. Maudie – 6,058
  8. photojenn – 6,040
  9. dnasty13 – 3,860
  10. Otisdart – 3,606
  11. HighOnPoker – 3,148
  12. weak_player – 2,778
  13. Don Morris – 2,775

And on that note, I’m going to turn it back over to Mookie. Have fun all!

11:13 … weak’s J7 is no match for Maudie’s AJ…he finishes in 13th. NumbBono has AK vs. mclarich’s 77…Ace on the flop and mclarich follows weak out the door.

11:15 … Numb has JJ vs. Jordan’s 94c…Hooks are gold and HighOnPoker is out in 11th…final table bubble time.

11:24 … dnasty finishes in 10th and they are now at the final table. 7 spots pay tonight.

11:26 … Duggle has A8 and Don Morris QT…Queen on the rivers saves Don and he doubles through the chipleader.

11:29 … AK for Brain and AQ for photojenn….A4K flop…lookin’ good for Brain…Queen on the turn…uh oh…Queen on the river…dirty, sick, nasty. Brain is left with crumbs.

11:30 … Brain pushes his scraps in and Maudie moves all in over the top…AJ for Brain and QQ for Maudie. All baby cards on the board and Brain is out in 9th.

11:32 …Otis moves all in and is called by Don Morris….AA for Otis…AK for Don. No miracles this time and Don Morris finishes on the bubble. 7 left, all in the money.

11:33 … NumbBono leads the way with 23K followed by Duggle with 16K.

11:35 … Maudie raises PF and Otis moves all in…A call ! Maudie has QQ and Otis 99. No Hellmuth magic for Otis and he leaves in 7th.

11:36 … NumbBono raises PF and GCox moves in …The Hammer for Numb and 66 for GCox…The best hand loses as GCox’s 66 end up on top…he doubles up.

11:38 … Big Hand ! On this flop…Kh 7d 6h…Maudie and Numb get all in. Numb has K7s and Maudie 35h. No heart or 4 shows up and Maudie is knocked out in 6th and Numb is up to 34K in chips.

11:39 … Numb raises PF with 66 and lightning moves all in with KQo…Numb calls and they are off to the races. Coming down the backstretch, lightning catches a Queen on the river to double up through the chipleader.

11:41 … Numb raises PF with AKo and Duggles moves in with AJo…after some thought Numb calls and Big Slick holds up and Numb eliminates Duggle and increases his stack to 41K.

11:42 … GCox 10K, Numb 41K, photjenn 12K and lightning 17K.

11:44 … Blinds are 500/1000 with 125 Ante.

11:45 … photojenn all in PF with AKd vs. lightning’s QJd….Big Slick is goot again and lightning is left with a short stack.

11:47 … Numb raises PF and GCox moves in…AJ for Numb and KK for GCox… Jack on the flop and an Ace sends GCox out in 4th. Ouch.

11:48 … Numb is all in again with 99 vs. lightning’s 44…the Nines hold up and they are heads up now…Numb has 60K vs. photojenn’s 21K.

11:49 … Numb 69K, photojenn 13K

11:50 … Numb moves in PF with KJo and photojenn calls with A6o. A Jack on the flop seals the deal for Numb netting him his first Mookie title. Congrats !

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  1. Sorta Sadly, gotta miss out this week. Have a jam session with a talented geetarist tonight, with potential new band possibilities.

    Fuck, at my age, why do I want to start hauling around bass cabs and amps again. Anyway, if I make it home in time for 2nd chance, then mebbe, but probably gotta sit this one out.

    Okay, so why did I waste comment space just saying I can’t play? Oh yeah, totally boring day at work…and AlCan’tHang is posting pictures of Yuenglings and it’s pissing me off. :-]

  2. See you next week Mondo.

  3. I agree with you about Poker After Dark. I was real worried during the first 2 episodes, but since then I have been hooked and look forward to it every day.

  4. Right now I’m netellered out of FT, so I’ll check if the Mookie has moved to Stars later on and play if I can swing it.

    And I agree, the P.A.D. streaming feeds are great and without commercials

  5. We’re playing for sure on Full Tilt tonight. If you wanna swap funds let me know.

  6. Kat, colorful and spotty is prrrfect!

  7. I’m Netellered out myself. I’m looking for other options at the moment.

    Any help would be “returned in spades”.

    I even wrote an article about the funding problems on my blog, if you’re bored.

  8. Hey Don…check your email.

  9. Ok, It’s Mookie Time!!!!!
    Take no prisoners!!!

  10. I’m taking prisoners!!

  11. Thanks Mookie!

    I just paid you back.

    I have found the way to get my deposit in…prepaid Visa Gift cards from Walgreens.

  12. Blog about the blow up. I don’t really care how y’all bust out!

    Here we are, entertain us!

  13. If you need the info on the gift card deposit gimmick, I posted a blog entry on it.

    Click on my name to access it.

  14. OMFG I HATE YOU MOOKIE!

  15. Don’t hate the playa’…hate the game !

  16. Thanks for hosting last night Mookie. After that awful beat I put on Waffles I was freerolling but still managed to donk out earlier than I wanted.

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  18. Ya know, I felt pretty good about my 5th place finish until I saw the actual chip counts at the second break.

    What a choke job!

  19. I know the feeling…I think everyone at some point has had a big lead and see it melt away.

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