mookie99

“Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll play The Mookie”

Ahhh, now I’ll have you humming that stupid song all day. Don’t forget tonight is The Mookie – Oompa Loompa tournament on Full Tilt with willwonka as the defending champ. We still are trying to hit that unattainable 80 mark so try to sign up if you are free tonight…or even if you’re not.

We’ll also have a 2nd Chance tournament that starts at 10:30PM CT (and hour and a half after the start of The Mookie). Tonight we are changing it up a little with some HORSE.

Finally, Waffles will be debuting The Waffles on Poker Video Blog using The Mookie tournament as his inaugural event. You thought people were excited for movies like Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, etc….that’s nothing compared to this.

I’m on the fence on whether I’ll live blog the tournament tonight. Lately as I look through past weeks, it’s pretty lame. You could really argue that it’s all been pretty crappy actually. How many people really read this anyway ? Let me know what you think…I may take a week or two off or stop all together.

Hope to see everyone tonight…Here are tonight’s players:

1. Budohorseman
2. DontKnow
3. DrPauly
4. mookie99
5. ScottMc
6. smokkee
7. StatikKling
8. lightning36
9. iam23skidoo
10. GCox25
11. dnasty13
12. love_elf
13. MiamiDon
14. rmbj494
15. lucko21
16. Drizztdj
17. Fishawa
18. Good43
19. HighOnPokr
20. hoyazo
21. jeffstan
22. katitude
23. KGBlovesOreos
24. Mattazuma
25. slb159
26. summer_babe
27. surflexus
28. TripJax
29. Troublecat
30. weak_player
31. willwonka
32. xkm1245
33. Maudie
34. DonkeyPuncher74
35. Astin
36. DuggleBogey
37. JoeSpeaker
38. NewinNov
39. SirFWALGMan
40. irongirl01
41. on_thg
42. madbrooklyn
43. Mungo36
44. NightRanger
45. the47ronin
46. moku
47. jjok
48. SteelerJosh
49. Tooloftheman
50. JTLilMan

*** LIVE BLOGGING *** with props to the original and best…Dr. Pauly

2:30 PM CT … Smokkee has a great idea…what about having players guest live blog the tourney from time to time ? This will give me a break every now and then. It’s kinda short notice but let me know if anyone is interested in doing that…maybe even tonight. If so I can set that person up with a login to my site.

4:55 PM PST – EEEEAAAAWWWW -smokkee

7:00 PM PST- LET’S GET READY TO GAMBOOOOL

i’m gonna sit out until the first break and see how many donks i outlast. my strategy is to go into push monkey mode after the break and make a legendary comeback. GL Everyone. -smokkee

7:05pm – Wonka’s gonna have a tuf time repeating. he just lost a HUGE pot with KK, Maudie flopped DQB. he’s still alive tho.

7:10pm – Kat’s shortstacked. She flopped two pair with the “tourist” but, Surf turned a boat with dem bitches.

7:12pm – Kat and Hoy are our first casualties, courtesy JTLilMan. they both got it all in on the flop with a draw. Hoy had a straight/nut flush draw. Kat had Q-high flush draw. Hoy caught his straight. but, it gave JT a higher straight.

7:20pm- SteelerJosh’s AQ went down to MiamiDon’s 99 on a Q-high flop. Don flopped a set. Moku and DonkeyPuncher went out too. but, i missed it. they’re flyin’ outta here already. i’ve outlasted 5 players without playing a hand and we’re not even 30 min into it. EEEAAAAAWWW

7:25pm- JJ’s runs into a cooler. his 7-2o is no match for ScottMc’s pocket Ducks. He’s out.

7:27pm- i just auto-folded JJ. good laydown. i woulda taken a vicious beat for sure.

7:32pm- Mungo takes it in the nads. his pocket Queens get rivered by ScottMc’s set of 7′s. Wonka just ran his QQ into IronGirl’s KK. they both hit sets. that’s gonna leave a mark.

7:40pm- BRB. off to refill my beer. i’ve outlasted 8 bloggers to this point.

7:43pm- Weak_Player loses a coin flip to Lucko all-in preflop (AK vs. 66). Lucko’s hand holds. we’re down to 41 players.

7:47pm- SummerBabe takes a sick beat. Her hammer goes down to JTLilMan’s pocket Q’s. all in preflop. what a lucksac.

7:50pm- Lucko takes out DuggleBogey. His KK is outflopped by Duggles A-rag. but, a K hits the turn and Lucko catches a 4-flush on the river. standard.

7:55pm- Drizz’s moves in preflop with AKo and runs into ScottMc’s QQ. the bitches are holding tonight. Drizz is out 39th.

7:59pm- Love_elf is stalling so the blinds don’t hit me again before the break. what an angel. i still haven’t played a single hand.

8:00pm- mOOkie runs his 77 into JTLilMan’s AA. that guy is a card rack. we’re down to 35 at the first break.

chip counts:

1. ScottMc 5872
2. JTLilMan 5030
3. Troublecat 4055
4. NewinNov 3618
5. TripJax 3560
6. Lucko21 3218
7. iam23skiddo 3065
8. Waffles 3027
9. Maudi 2900
10. dnasty 2875
11. DontKnow 2572
12. Astin 2390
13. NightRanger 2390
14. SurfLexus 2240
15. Good43 2155
16. MiamiDon 2080
17. JoeSpeaker 1915
18. Lightning 1860
19. Fishiswa 1690
20. xkm245 1675
21. DrPauly 1627
22. Madbroklyn 1605
23. Budohorseman 1530
24. on_thg 2465
25. GCox24 1315
26. Love_elf 1305
27. IronGirl 1095
28. HighOnPoker 980
29. Tooloftheman 860
30. rbmj494 850
31. bddide 751
32. smokkee 735
33. statikkling 675
34. slb159 670
35. jeffstan 660
36. mattazuma 550

8:05pm- here we go.

8:06pm- JeffStan’s AK is no match for NightRanger’s pocket 7′s. he’s out in 35th place.

8:08pm- Rmbj494′s pocket 10′s go down to AQ and Bdidde’s KQ runs into AQ. they’re out.

8:13pm- i run 9-9 into my honey’s AA. i’m out in 33rd place and Elf takes it down. i only played one hand and ran into a monster. so much for the legendary comeback. i finished 33rd and outlasted 17 bloggers.

8:17pm- Elf run’s her KQo into SLB’s TT. she catches a straight. but, SLB hits a boat. damn

8:20pm- they’re flyin outta here. Dontknow’s 55 runs into ScottMc’s AA. Lucko’s AKo takes out Budohorseman’s AJs. Tooloftheman flops two pair with KJ but, lightning’s AA sucks out runner/runner straight. TripJax just went out. we’re down to 3 tables.

8:25pm- SLB, IronGirl and 23Skiddoo get all their chips in preflop. 99 vs. QQ vs KK. skidoo’s KK holds and we’re down to 25.

8:30pm- XKM’s AQ apparently is no match for ScottMc’s 7-8sOOOOted. Scott river’s a 7 and XKm’s tourney is over.

8:35pm- GCox made a valiant effort to come back from a short stack only to get a Hachem style 4-flush special junk kicking by Joe Speaker’s pocket 9′s.

8:42pm- another Hachem 4-flush special. this time Statikkling takes it in the nads. Dnasty scoops the pot. Fishiswa’s 99′s don’t hold. Maudie takes him out with KQo. MiamiDon’s AKo goes down to Pauly’s AQo. ahem. everyone’s balls are sore.

8:44pm- the hits just keep on coming. NightRanger’s hammer falls to Mattazuma’s A-T sOOOted. Neither of them pair. A-high is good enuf.

8:46pm- OnThg’s out. his 66 runs into a pair of 8′s. we’re down to 2 tables. someone’s all in almost everyhand. it’s a freakin push fest. i love poker!

8:55pm- things slowed down a bit. but, JTLilMan just went out with 99 to Surf’s K-8sOOOted.

9:00pm- Pauly’s out. Troublecat’s A-9 held against Pauly’s K-TsOOted. Troublecat has come back from a miniscule stack to make a run at this thing. he was at less than 200 chips at one point. then taz’d his way back up to T3700.

9:03pm- Astin’s J-Ko gets whamboozled by NewinNov’s 99. first time i’ve seen 9-9 hold all in preflop. Lucko’s 5-8sOOOted takes out Waffle’s Q-Ts. ya you heard that right. check Waffle’s blog tomorrow for some classic rant type action.

9:05pm- bodies are strewn everywhere. HighonPoker, MadBrooklyn, 23skidoo and lightning36 are all dead. RIP fellas.

chip counts at the 2nd break:

1. Lucko21 16,985
2. TroubleCat 11,366
3. Maudie 8,080
4. Dnasty 6,980
5. ScottMc 6,209
6. Surflexus 5,616
7. NewinNov 5,494
8. JoeSpeaker 5,470
9. Good43 4,410
10. Mattazuma 4,390

9:13pm- 1 player from the final table. cards are in the air. GL all.

9:17pm- Good43 bubbles the final table when his K-To is no good against Dnasty’s A-TsOOted. Surf loses a coin flip to Lucko and is the first to exit the final table. We’re down to 8.

9:24pm- Lucko takes out ScottMc with his monster…..the sOOOOted “tourist” (A-7). ScottMc’s AJo never had a chance. Lucko catches trip 7′s. wudda lucksac.

9:30pm- Mattazuma is our bubble boy. his A-9o is no goot against Dnasty’s QQ. we’re down to 6.

9:37pm- Lucko’s 99 takes out Troublecat and his J-T. all in preflop. Troublecat made a valiant effort to final table this tournament, coming back from less than 200 in chips. he finishes with a nice $30 payout for 6th place. gg Ryan.

9:45pm- Maudie takes out NewinNov’s AQo with pocket 4′s all in preflop. he finishes 5th for a nice cash price of $40. gg Nov. shortly after, Maudie takes out another player. this time it’s Dnasty. Her A-rag river’s D’s pocket 7′s. Dnasty finishes 4th for $55.

9:47pm- Joe Speaker AJo is outdrawn by who else, Lucko. Speaker cashes $75 for 3rd place. gg Joe

9:47pm- Maudie and Lucko are heads up with Lucko in the lead.

9:48pm- Maudie is getting extremely short. T9k to Lucko’s T65k

9:50pm- It’s over. Maudie calls Lucko’s all-in with J-9s and Lucko’s Q-To holds. Maudie cashes $110 for 2nd and Lucko takes down 1st place for $190.

Congratulations Lucko!

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