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I’m still chilling on Day 3 of my time off from work mostly relaxing and trying to keep the wee-Mooks away from the Christmas tree. I’ve watched Rudolph so much I could probably recite the entire movie and of course sing every song. I know, I know…your jealous. It’s a good thing this blog allows you to live vicariously through me the exciting playboy that I am.

How’s this for exciting ? The Mookie TONIGHT, Fish Soup style. SoxLover is the reigning champ after playing well and outlasting Zeem and dnasty among others. Tonight we’ll also have the 2nd Chance tournament and this week it’s HORSE. Full Tilt still doesn’t have this in Turbo format yet, so it will be a normal $5.50 limit event. I’m looking for a guest blogger to live blog tonight so if you’re interested leave me a comment and I’ll set you up. Waffles mentioned he would be interested this week but you never know if he’ll be on a chump busting mission.

I hope to see many of you at one or both of the tournaments tonight, it’s always a good time. Well it’s about time to crack open the SoCo and watch a little porn…yea, yea I know…it’s really time to hang with the wee-Mooks and watch The Backyardigans.

Here are the peeps who envy the Mook lifestyle (and are playing tonight):

1. mookie99
2. DontKnow
3. hoyazo
4. jeciimd
5. JoeSpeaker
6. lightning36
7. Don Morris
8. Budohorseman
9. Joanne1111
10. Kugr84
11. WPBT
12. katitude
13. Mean_G
14. Astin
15. irongirl01
16. love_elf
17. iam23skidoo
18. surflexus
19. willwonka
20. NewinNov
21. JL514
22. carmensincity
23. Maudie
24. xkm1245
25. GCox25
26. smokkee
27. Drizztdj
28. DrPauly
29. JTLilMan
30. Kajagugu
31. Troublecat
32. peacecorn
33. enZo714
34. Fishiwa
35. dnasty13
36. Fuel55
37. pokerpeaker
38. richk_30
39. a104l9
40. wwonka69
41. the47ronin
42. STeelerJosh
43. rmbj494
44. Good43
45. Patchmaster
46. boneyardxxx
47. KrazyBangs
48. yancypants
49. Zeem
50. UpForPoker
51. Bone_Daddy84
52. jeffstan
53. bayne_s
54. SirFWALGMan
55. GScottW
56. BrainMc
57. heffmike
58. Jhartness
59. lucko21
60. Pokerama
61. Tooloftheman
62. MiamiDon
63. BobRespert
64. csquard
65. DuggleBogey

*** LIVE BLOGGING *** with props to the original and best…Dr. Pauly

4:30 PM CT … Waffles has once again offered up his live blogging services for tonight’s events…as long as he makes it in time.

6:45 … Some interesting side action from JL514… “I have a 7 page paper due tomorrow that I haven’t started. Which means you’ll definitely see me there. Long live the Mook! $10 bounty up on Kugr84 (Chris above) if you knock him out with JJ. $20 if your name is TripJax or JJok.”

7:40 … It’s been awhile but Carmen is playing The Mookie !! You gotta play now, there is still plenty of time to sign up. I’m still holding out hope Waffles will be able to live blog tonight.

8:35 … More bounties !! Courtesy of Fuel55:

$7.77 to anyone who busts Waffles or Al with a one gapped sooted connector (X/X-2)s.

$11.55 to whoever busts Mr. Invisible Iakaris. No hand requirement.

$15.55 if you bust hoy with AQ or AJ from behind.

8:50 … Almost game time and no sign of Waffles…looks like your stuck with me tonight. 53 signed up so far. Don’t forget to sign up for the 2nd Chance tourney…HORSE tonight.

8:56 … You just got lucky, lucky, lucky….Waffles will be taking over the live blogging duties.

Your are now in the hands of Waffles…guest blogger tonight.

10:01 … SteelerJosh pissed that Trouble cat called a huge bet with Ace high! Maybe he had a read donkayy! We are off!

10:03 .. MiamiDonk beats xml with A7 vs A7.. BUT IT WAS S0000ted!

10:03 .. Xml is the first one down! I feel for you man.. Really I do.

10:07 … Buddahorsemans AK is no g000t against Jt. Go peacecorn! TP is always goot!

10:09 … IamSkiddoo is next out. They are falling like .. well like Donks!

10:10 … Jtillman is out. Man stop going out so fast! I can not keep up!

10:12 … Enzo the moron fucking kills me. I push all in with a pair and he calls with a flush draw. Of course the turn is a spade. Now I can watch and ridicule you all. Nice play Donkey! All your chips on a draw.

10:15 … Jhartness went down somewhere around this time. I have no idea how. Good43 is in the lead whoever the hell that is. Jesus this is hard with 8 tables.

10:17 … Buddohhorseman just doubles up against Soxlover.. to a whole 320 chips with a set of 3’s. I thought Sox might fold his AK to that massive 10 chips bet. Good luck there.

10:19 … Drizz is all in! He must have been confused by only having 2 cards. Nobody calls though.

10:20 .. Update: jhartness is falstaff, good43 is chilly, falstaff turned two pair with T6 chilly rivered 2 pr A8. Imagine that Chilly sucking out from behind. Man what a surprise.

10:21 … UpYours Poker cripples Zeem with KK vs 88.

10:22 … BoneDaddy is out when Chilly flopped set of 6s vs his TT.. Suprising again, yes?

10:24 … Fuel goes down somehow.. and GCox A9 is too powerful for Steelers A6.. Some great poker here.

10:25 … Soxlover trying to start trouble with RichK whoever the hell that is. Fishiswa: dude did you just slow roll me?.. Dude.. Chill out on the n000bs we want them back! He pushes all in soon after and … survives.

10:28 … Mookie still in. Is this a new record?

10:29 Patchmaster out against the lovely and talented Love Elf. The Elf flops AK two pair and all the money goes in with Pastas AJ almost drawing dead.

10:31 WWonka pulls one out of his butt as his AQc flops a flush vs Speakers AK. All in preflop baby. Just the way you push monkeys like it.

10:32 … Hoy takes the chip lead as his AA kills Elf’s AJ.. She had outs with the straight.. he taunted the poor girl into calling! Bad Hoy! Bad!

10:34 … Donkeys collide. Smokkee pushes all in and Lucko…BWAAAWK.. Chickens out.

10:35 … Enzo takes out LoveElf something else for me to hate him for. Bastard! I will never forgive you!

10:37 … Another hottie down! Big Junk takes out Iron Grrrrrll.. His A8 flops 88 and thats all for Iron Girls Bitches.

10:40 … Scary Lady Joanne is out to Boneyards AK with her A6.. All in pre-flop I believe. Any relations to BoneDaddy? Nahh he is still in this.

10:41 … CC is all out. He took his Donkey against Troublecats AK.. and surprisingly lost. A donkey riding out on a donkey.. Glad I didn’t miss that one!

10:43 … JL514 wins a three way pot with AA vs BrainMc’s KK and Tooloftheman’s JJ.. Tool has the least chips so he gets to leave while Brainy is still sitting on a nice stack!

10:44 … JCOX Straight draw pushes all in against Boneyards AJ TPTK! It amazingly holds up! Cya next week Tighty Whitey!

10:47 … Wankahs KQ is no good against Kugrs TT! I think I undervalue KQ.. It always seems to beat me.. Anyway, not this time.. Back to the Chocolate Factory.

10:49 … Hoy against Sucko.. Hoy is smart and waits until the river. Sucko pushes in with Ace high on a bluff and Hoy turns over his trip 8’s.

10:50 … Smokkee races his 55 against KrazyBangs AT.. and the AT is g000t.

10:51 WPBT and Jeffstan go out somehow. Who are those masked peeps? Dont know pushes into Hoy and he does not call.

10:52 … Don wins first race ever. His JJ holds up against A10419’s AK and he has some chips. Meanwhile we lose Kajajuju and Peachecorn.

10:53 … Smokkees JJ is not as good as rmbj494 runs over him with AQo. Poor Smokkee. Alas I knew him well.

10:55 … Bobby Big Junks Queens don’t put out for him against DonMorris’s Aces. At least he still have a bracelet!

10:57 … Heffmike and Drizz go out to make it four tables. I missed it but I am sure they had good hands. Although Drizz may have been going for the low.

10:58 .. Lightning cant strike twice and he goes down when his AQ is no good against 66. MiamiDonk wins a second race.. he may start liking MTTs if this keeps up.

11:00 … Last hand before the break.. Hoy makes an obvious steal and it works.
The remaining players are as follows:

1. Hoyazo 7,171
2. Chilly 6,458
3. JL514 6,383
4. TroubleCat 5,197
5. EnZo714 4,963
6. BrainMC 4,133
7. Mookie99 3,970
8. UpForPoker 3,645
9. Surflexus 3,580
10. Jugr84 3,570
11. Mean_G
12. Maudie
13. Boneyardxxx
14. MiamiDon
15. BobRespert
16. Richk_30
17. Don Morris
18. JoeSpeaker
19. Dnasty13
20. WilWonkah
21. rmbj494
22. CarmenSinCity
23. Jeciimd
24. YancyPants
25. KrazyBangs
26. Katitude
27. Pokerpeaker
28. DuggleBogey
29. DontKnow
30. NewInNov
31. FishiaSwa
32. GScott
33. the47ronin

11:08 … Don Morris gets too comfortable with TPTK vs KrazyBangs set of sevens. He is out the next hand.

11:09 … Meanwhile MiamiDon pulls a bad bluff on Mookie and his TPTK is good. I guess we don’t have to worry about him liking MTTs anymore.

11:10 … Boneyard and Hoy are mixing it up. Hoy Raises thinking Boneyard is bluffing when he puts more chips in Hoy folds like a girl.

11:11 … SoxLover pushes his KT vs Richk’s AA and can not luckbox out a win. No repeat this week for Fish Soup.

11:14 … Action has slowed. Yancypants goes all in with AJ vs DontKnow.. He has AJ and everyone is happy with the tie.. well maybe not Yancy who almost sucked out a flush.

11:16 … Mookie not sure what to do having survived so long drops the Hammer! This may be his night!

11:17 … Duggles flops a set and can not get paid.

11:18 … My beautiful Kitty takes out my mortal foe Duggles with AQ vs his 55.. tough hand man! Worse luck next time! KrazyBangs donates to someone and we are down to three tables.

11:21 … YancyPants takes a nice pot vs Surflexus. All in on the flop. KJ the donkey flopped a J, and Surflexus gambooled with two overs: AQ. He still has plenty of chips.

11:23 … Mookie makes a horrible call with AT but JL514 gets counterfieted on the river when his A5o two pair can not hold up. Nice hand MoooooooooooooooK!

11:25 … Mookie re-steals against DNasty. Who is this masked man? We better get him back to live blogging or he might win one of these.

11:26 … The Junkmans boats sail away with him in them as Chilly smacks him around with his Hockey Sticks.

11:28 … Peaker falls off the mountain with AQ vs Chilly’s 65o or something.. Oh wait.. It was s0000ted, my bad! Nice hand Chilly!

11:30 … 47ronin has goes all in with a straight… against BrainMc’s straight. hmm. Still 24o rulez! Nice hand Ronin!

11:31 … Mookie RIVERS JL514 with a 4 card flush for most of his chips. Ouch. Mookie is beating up on JL from behind baaaaaddd tonight.. Guess Bloggers are Ghey!

11:35 … Mookies in first.. Wow. Ronin’s Tens get crushed by Speakers AK.

11:36 … UpYours poker’s Tens get crushered by Surflexus’s Donkey! Tens are no g000t tonight!

11:37 … Mean Gene and Speaker circle jerk each other stealing the blinds. Let someone else play you two!

11:39 … Maudie flops a boat with T3o and kills RichK’s A8o. Tough hand I guess. Hoy takes the lead from Mooooook!

11:40 … The other WilWanka who is still in this thing kills Boneyards AJ with his AK and Boneyard is down to crumbs. In his words: boneyardxxx: self destructing.

11:42 … Five way pot between Carmen, Enzo, Kitty, GScott, and Kugr. 72 on the flop with two hearts! Anything can happen with this combination! Carmen gets aggressive.. what a turn on .. and takes the pot down! You go girl!

11:44 Richk gets sick of all the limping and pushes a zillion people out of a hand.

11:45 Carmen is all in with QQ vs JJ! GScott does not improve and Carmen Doubles up! WOOO HOOO! Err.. I mean too bad GScott.

11:46 … Boneyard tries to steal a pot with Q4c and is called by Surflexus AND YancyPants! They check down and Yancy’s 99 is g00t! Well played boys.

11:47 … WilWanka doubles up with AK vs AJ and mook crushes Troublecat with 55 vs 62 s0000ted. Mooooook is in the lead again! Unprescidented!

11:48 .. Mean Genes AQ not good against Brain’s AA! Brain finishes him off with 33 against A6 with an A3 flop and a 6 turn. Almost Mean Man!

11:50 … Yancy calls all in with TJ vs rmbj’s QQ and hits his straight! I was rooting for ya man!

11:51 … Dnasty wins a pot or something. Is he still here? He has quietly been staying in the top ten in chips.

11:54 … Yancy finishes off rmbj with 67c vs A2d.. Good work sir!

11:55 … Jeciimd gives Carmen his small blind… awww isn’t that sweet!

11:56 … GScott is out when his AK is no good against Enzo’s AA.

11:59 … Speaker calls Jeciimd’s all in. It is Jeciimd’s AA vs Speakers QT and a QT on the flop obviously… BUUUTTTT wait… His kind deed for Carmen earlier lets him pair the board and he doubles up!

12:02 … Chilly sucks out against Enzo’s Hammer. What a luckbox! Wait.. am I suppose to be live blogging the Mookie second chance?

12:03 Yancy’s luck runs out as his AJ loses to Surf’s KK! We have a new chip leader!

12:05 And the second breaks ends with Surfluxes laying down a big hand to Maudie on the river.

We start the second break with Mookie in the lead! What is the world coming to?

1. Mookie 12,408
2. BrainMc 11,098
3. Surflexus 10,651
4. Chilly 10,148
5. Maudie 9,575
6. Hoy 8,496
7. Dnasty 7,070
8. Speaker 6,404
9. Richk 5,790
10. Enzo 4,973
11. Wilwonka 4,973
12. CarmenSinCity 2,755
13. Jeciimd 2,580
14. and Kitty bringing up the rear with 1,595.

12:13 … Carmens 77 goes down to Chilly’s TT… He was ahead the whole time but the board produced a T and a 7 to rub it in. Bastard Chilly!

12:14 … Speaker donates to Jeciimd’s survival again. he is low on chips.

12:15 … Chilly calls Kitty’s all in and they both have a straight on the board! His suckout powers are slowing.

12:16 … Speaker Pushes and I bet Chilly calls.. he.. cmon.. doh! He folds. Enzo folds behind and Speaker gets the blinds.

12:17 … Katitudes tiny stack gets destroyed by Richk and his T3.. Two pair vs her KQ.

12:19 … Maudie wisely folds to Suckout man Chilly.

12:20 … WilWanka all in! I always mix up the two Willy’s.. Jesus that should be illegal. QJ vs A3 s00ted. Wonkah is good against Surflexus!

12:21 … Joe all in TJ vs 88 and he sucks out.

12:22 … Has Hoy played a hand in two hours?

12:23 … Joe Speakers AJ almost kills Maudies AJ s000ted but he can not four flush.

12:24 … Hoy and a JJJ board. Are we going to get another lecture on how to play quads? Nope. Everyone folds to his bet.

12:25 … Enzo calls Jeciimd all in. KJ vs QQ. Jeciimd flops a set. Enzo turns a straight. Jeciimd rivers a boat! Nice hand boys!

12:26 … Jeciimd’s AQ outflops Maudie with another boat. Her 88 can not catchup and she is out. While he goes from the cellar to the penthouse in two hands.

12:27 … Joe Speaker loses a race against Enzo. He is now a hurting puppy.

12:28 … Surfluxes shows his 19th KK… freaking card rack.

12:29 … Wankah back to the Umpa Lumpa’s when his QT can not out race DNasty’s 99. One more to the final table. This should be good.

12:30 … Enzo goes down in flames with A7 s000ted vs RichK’s QQ.. and we have our final table!

Mookie, Dnasty, JoeSpeaker, Jeciimd, Chilly, Hoy, Surflexus, RichK and BrainMc. What a final table! Tonight eight spots pay so it should be quick.

12:42 … Nobody is mixing it up and BrainMc is taking advantage.. he has collected 10K in chips since the final table started all on pre-flop steals.

12:44 … BrainMc takes out Chilly with KK vs 77.. well if it couldn’t be Hoy that is my second choice!

12:50 … BrainMc takes out Hoy K6 vs QT.. Brain is on Fire!

12:51 … I am losing steam.

12:52 … Jeciimd doubles up with A5 s000ted when it rivers a flush!

12:53 .. Speakers AQ ends Mookies night as his KQ can not suckout. Poor poor Mook! He does well when he does not have to live blog.

12:54 … Brains 55 takes out DNasty and we are down to five. BrainMc is playing a great game and winning all the races.

12:55 … Surflexus doubles through Brain but it does not even scratch his monster stack.

12:59 … Jeciimd doubles up AGAIN and makes my prediction of him being the winner a little less like a fantasy with me and 3 blondes, i.e. UNREALISTIC!

1:01 … My first prediction comes true and RichK is out and then my second prediction comes true as Surf and Speaker mix it up all in and Surf takes Speaker all but out. Brain finishes him off and we are down to three.

1:02 … My champion Jeciidblahwhatever goes all in against surf and can not suck out his 3 outs to a seven. Good run though my friend! I like how you played the final table.

1:04 … Surf needs to double up to have a shot at this.. but if he can then Brain might be in trouble.

1:06 … Surf folds a hand at the river and he now has a 8:1 chip deficit. He needs some help here.

1:07 … He gets it when his J6 outflops Brains A4 s000ted. Now it is a 4:1 deficit. Possibly a little less but I was never good at math.

1:08 … Surf (47o two pair) has Brain(78o tp) dead in the water but he pulls out a paired board on the river and it is a tied pot.

1:09 … IT IS FINALLY OVER! BRAINMC WINS IT ALL! K9 vs 89!!!!! Great game played by the Brain!!!!! This minute by minute live Mookcast is now officially over!

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