My Pimp Hand Is Strong…

Pimpin' Ain't Eazy…but not that strong, I missed pimping and playing in Hoy’s MATH tourney tonight. I’ve been super busy today with some personal things I’ll try to talk about tomorrow. Until then I’ll display the skills that showcase my high pimpitude.

  • Tuesday night Smokkee will be hosting the new Bodog Blogger Tournament. Here are the details, including the change to 3,000 starting chips:
    • Start date: Tuesday Sept 11, 2007
    • Start time: 8:35pm ET
    • Tournament Name: “Online Poker Blogger Tournament” at Bodog
    • Entry Password: bodogblogger
    • Buy-in + fee: $10 + $1
    • 3000 starting chips
    • Payout: Standard Bodog payout structure
    • Bonuses:
      T$50 bonus paid to 1st place finisher.
      T$25 bonus paid to 2nd place finisher.
      T$10 bonus paid to the 5 players that are eliminated prior to payouts.
    • These bonuses will be awarded within 24hrs of the tournament completion.
      T$ = Tournament Credits. These can be used as a buy in to almost all scheduled tournaments at Bodog and have a ratio to cash of 1:1.
    • T$ can also be combined with cash to buy in to tournaments.
  • Wednesday night I’ll be hosting The Mookie and Dookie on Full Tilt. NewinNov is a four-time Mookie winner and will be defending his title. The tournaments should be posted on Full Tilt sometime on Tuesday.
  • Pauly has published the latest Truckin’
    • 1. Pyramid by Paul McGuire
      I quickly discovered that Seattle was a bastion for the super weird. You needed to have layered eccentricies in order to stick out among the masses of freaks. Goth-dykes with foot fetishes might freak people out in conservative cities and small towns, but in Seattle, that puts you in the core group of “normal people.”… More
    • 2. Cross-word by Sigge S. Amdal
      Her hair was in explosive disarray across the pillow like the blood spurt pattern from a shotgun blast. It was slightly blond, streaked with brown and very beautiful. It looked like the crossroad of infinite options where only a handful suggested returning to the bed. She was fast asleep… More
    • 3. Meeting Mama McGrupp by Change100
      I had yet to meet Mama McGrupp. Pauly assured me it was for a good reason. All I knew about this woman was that she was five feet tall, chain-smoked, had a wicked New York accent, was overly fond of Amaretto, and never had anything nice to say about anyone… More
    • 4. Kansas Clouds by Susan B. Bentley
      Click. I got a photo of Kat just before she gave me the finger. Lying back down, I moved the lens across the sky, trying to capture a cloud on its journey. I sat up and took a picture of the track ahead. Nothing but mud and dust, bordered by fields of corn slowly moving in the breeze, nothing but empty for miles ahead… More
    • 5. Summer Story by May B. Yesno
      Friends are a difficult thing. As a matter of fact they are almost impossible. Difficult to find for the first thing and just as difficult to keep – especially in a mobile society… More
  • It’s not too late to sign up at Fantasy Sports Live (Bonus Code: Mookie) and join the Blogger Fantasy Football Battle. Details over at Blinder’s site.

      Blogger Fantasy Football Battle

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    1. Umm, mook.

      I think you are a month behind.

      Love ya, mean it.
      :-) ROFLMAO!

      sd /it

    2. thanks for the pimpage!

    3. Now that is some serious pimpage.

    4. I’m on a trip to Atlanta and internet at the hotel (Westin) costs $15. Challenge #1. Challenge #2, I only have $9 in my account and the Mookie costs $11. But I’m the defending champ, what to do? Play $0.10/0.25 for 10 minutes and push with a King high flop, all hearts while holding AK of clubs. Result, get called by A of hearts, turn ok, river ok. I’m registered. So now I’m 15 11 = 26 in the hole. This better be worth it. Thanks for hosting as always. And nice title.

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