Low And Outside
Rarely do I remember an entire dream I may have had the previous night much less bits and pieces. Last night Mrs. Mookie gave me a painkiller for some neck pain I’ve been having lately and I fell into a deep sleep. I don’t remember everything I dreamt about but I do remember one part.
I’m standing on the mound in a MLB ballpark pitching but I can’t tell for which team. Nor can I remember who we were playing against. All I remember is throwing what seemed to be 40mph pitches right down the middle. I felt like Tim Wakefield without the nasty break. Guys were going yard left and right and I remember one ball was crushed so hard it smacked a hanging metal sign in the outfield bleachers and made a loud gong-like sound.
I kept looking to the dugout waiting for the manager to come yank me out of the game but no one budged. At one point I was supposed to intentionally walk a batter but for whatever reason I couldn’t even get the ball to the catcher. The pitches were falling 4 four feet short of home plate. It was about that time my alarm went off. So for any of you dream interpreters…what the hell is this supposed to mean…besides the fact that I probably won’t be pitching for the Cubs anytime soon?
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Speaking of Mrs. Mookie…we went shoe shopping on Monday night so she could pick out her Coach shoes. Since I can’t have my girl strolling around town with just Coach shoes, I decided to buy her a Coach purse as well. Here’s hopefully the only picture I’ll ever post on here of women’s shoes/purses…
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Tonight is The Mookie on Full Tilt at 9PM CT. BrainMc took down his 3rd title last week and will be looking for another. I’ll try to have his profile posted later this week.
OkieVegas is happening this week and BDR will be there broadcasting live so be sure to tune in while you play The Mookie. I wish I could make the trip to Oklahoma but I’ll be stuck here at work for good ol’ maintenance night.
Don’t forget to sign up for The Dookie as well. This Turbo Pot Limit Omaha tourney kicks off at 10:30PM CT. The password for both The Mookie and Dookie is vegas1. Everyone is welcome to play some come join us.
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Let’s see… pitching… can’t get the ball all the way over the plate… slow… ineffective… an impotent pitcher…
Oh, there’s a psychoanalyst’s cornucopia there.
Haha…knew that was coming but I’m good to go and have proof with my plethora of rugrats. Me strong like bull!
I’m with Astin. It’s pretty clear that you feel inadequate because you haven’t impregnated your wife in a few months. Get ye to impregnating!
Wait a minute… maybe this is like the new donkette saga where Mookie actually DOESN’T have as many mini-mooks as he claims to have. I mean the dream is obvious…
So, he falls short, can’t get it over the plate, keeps getting denied (er, hit out of the park)…
all that after he talks about how he has like 14 kids, just to compensate???
i think the dream is the something different then making baby batter. I think it reflects how you can win your own tourney.
slow pitching= blinded out
not making to the plate= not winning.
homeruns left and right= suckouts
its pretty clear.
maybe tonite is the night.
So obvious the meaning.
Mokkie tourney is tonight.
Your subconsious knows you will finish short of vistory.
or victory
Nice job on the shoes and picking up the purse too!!
That dream means the Cubs won’t win the World Series for their 100th straight year.
Get used to that now playah.
Mrs. Easycure said, and I quote, “Those shoes are adorable.”
It’s always about the shoes.
Shoes are the key to victory.
Actually, MM should thank me for playing so bad. I blew a big stack, enabling this whole shopping spree. Stacey loves both of the items MM got… thanks to me!