mookie99

In a few minutes the weekly Big O online tourney will start.  It looks like a record breaking turnout as we already have 16 fish, donkeys, alpacas, lemurs, etc. signed up.  There are few new people who I have no idea who they are – Texascrzylad, TexasKatty and TTBozDaddy.  Filling out the rest of the 16 are:

• Me (mookie99)
• Brad (6toursforlance)
• Joel (CPT Van)
• Susan (DogLawyer)
• Garthmeister
• Joe (JoeMav)
• Mellissa (Kuulei)
• Lee Anne (ladyluck91)
• Rocky (moku)
• Mrs. Mookie (Qn of Hrts)
• Waffles (SirFWALGMan)
• Rico (VegasRico)
• David (wldcat70)

*** Live Blogging ***

9:00pm CST …. Here we go…. Steve (Gilain) got in as well, as did Wes (wesmotv)

9:07 … Another late entry – Keith (slobocop) so now we have 19 and are on 3 tables till we lose one.

9:10 … Lost Joe, since we have 3 tables, didn’t see the hand.  Mellissa knocked him out.  Down to 2 tables.  Garth took one in the junk, and is on the shorty.

9:11 … David just kicked Rocky in the junk, when his 22 outflopped Rocky’s Hilton Sisters.  Down to 17.

9:15 … Mellissa just knocked out Keith when she flopped a set of 9’s against his TT.  16 left.

9:17 … Damn, just misplayed a set of 9’s.  I suck.  Garth just got kicked in the junk yet again – His pocket 9’s were way ahead until a 9 came on the river to give Mellissa a straight.

9:20 … Another freakin’ set !  Mrs. Mookie knocks her buddy Brad out with a set of 4’s.  14 left.

9:24 … Dropping like flies….Wes just knocked out Joel.

9:29 … I am out…..raise, re-raise ahead of me…I smooth call with AK.  AKx flop.  Rico goes all in and I think long and hard (worried about Kings).  Right before I call, I tell Clara he may have Kings and I still call.  What does EEYORE have ?? Fucking Kings !!  So Rico is the proud owner of my 79,520 Vietnam Dong Bounty.

9:36 …. Another one bites the dust… Mellisa knocks out David

9:40 … Jerry (TTBoz) is knocked out by Lee Anne, and then Redneck Wes knocks out Waffles and Susan with Kings full (lucky bastard) Final Table !

Final Table:

1. Wes – 7,535
2. Mellissa – 5,855
3. Rico – 5,505
4. Kitty – 3,085
5. Clara – 2,160
6. Lee Anne – 1,580
7. Steve – 1,410
8. Texascrzylad – 1,140

9:52 … Not much action….these people play bad !

9:54 … Just when I say that, Steve goes in with a shortstack and Wes and Rico raise and go to war.  They put in all their money on the flop, Rico has a set of 5’s against Wes’ pocket Kings.  Steve is out and Rico has a huge stack (the first time anyone has used “huge” and “Rico” in the same sentence).  Down to 7.

10:00 … BREAK, here are the chipcounts:

1. Rico – 8,225 (down from the 12k, Eeyore had earlier)
2. Wes – 5,610
3. Mellissa – 5,055
4. Kitty – 3,660
5. Mrs. Mookie – 2,415
6. Texascrzylad – 2,080
7. Lee Anne – 1,455

10:13 … *Yawn*  Good thing I am drinking….this is some boring poker…. The only thing interesting is how fast will Rico lose his chips.

10:24 … Correction…Broke Back Bubba is playing tonight under Lee Anne’s account (ladyluck91)  Still no one out…..although Rico keeps losing all dem chips….He’s down to 5,900.

10:36 … The lovely Mrs. Mookie has been eliminated.  Down to 6 donkeys.

10:40 … This just in !  Rico is down to 3,360.  Its the curse of knocking me out.  (oh and that he plays like a donkey too).

10:44 … Nemore (Half Nemo, Half Eeyore) is down to 365 chips.

10:46 … Rico is OUT …. Too many easy jokes here.  Down to 5.

Chipcount:

1. Mellissa – 11,070
2. Bubba – 6,160
3. Wes – 4,300
4. Texas – 4,580
5. Kitty – 2,190

10:51 … Bubble Time !  Wes just knocked out Kitty.

11:00 … Another DAMN Break, here they are:

Chipcounts

1. Texas – 12,760
2. Wes – 8,415
3. Bubba – 5,185
4. Mellissa – 2,140

11:16 … Still on the bubble….geez, we ain’t playing for a million Vietnam Dong or anything.

11:28 … Finally…Wes knocks out Tex in 4th place….In the money.  Things should move alot faster now.

11:29 … Yea and just like that, heads up.  Wes knocks out Mellissa.  Battle of the Rednecks !

11:31 … “It’s all ova’ baby !”  Wes knocks out Bubba to win the longest f-in Big O online tourney in history.  Here are the final results:

1. Wes (wesmotv) – $95
2. Bubba (ladyluck91) – $57
3. Mellissa (Kuulei) – $28
4. Texascrzlad
5. Kitty (TexasKatty)
6. Rico (VegasRico) – $5 Mookie Bounty
7. Mrs. Mookie (Qn of Hrts)
8. Steve (Gilain)
9. Waffles (SirFWALGMan)
10. Susan (DogLawyer)
11. Jerry (TTBozDaddy)
12. David (wldcat70)
13. Me (mookie99)
14. Joel (CPT Van)
15. Brad (6tours4lance)
16. Garthmeister
17. Keith (slobocop)
18. Rocky (moku)
19. Joe (JoeMav)

Thanks to everyone for coming out to play.  Congrats to Wes for winning.  Next week it will be the “Big O –  Redneck Wes Tournament”

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