Enough
I’m tired of plowing fields and planting strawberry seeds. I don’t feel up to robbing anymore banks or selling any drugs. Building a metropolis isn’t one of my goals for the year. I’m not interested in any kind of Sweet Shops nor do I want to speed race you. Quit flinging food at me…it wasn’t cool in middle school and it isn’t now.
Even though I’m only 35 years old, these days I feel more like 65. I joined Facebook in September of ’08 and I’ve wasted more time on it than I have reading your ghey blog. While it’s been cool connecting with people I haven’t talked to or seen in years, the plethora of goofy Facebook apps are the ultimate time wasters.
I know what you’re thinking, didn’t you send me 35 requests asking me to join your stupid Mob Wars gang and didn’t you send me 28 brown horses a day for myFarm?? Yes but that’s before I went to FA…Facebook Anonymous…and completed their program successfully.
It was tough not getting a mango tree daily and watching my farm bankroll soar to heights I could only dream my poker roll would reach. But I lived. That Godfather stuff on TV is a joke, I was able to leave my mob without threats of violence against me or my family. So don’t be mad when I ignore your request to send you some carp for your sea garden or I duck when you throw soaked veal tongue at me.
Have a nice day.
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I hear ya, man. I tend not to accept FB application requests because, for the most part, they are really lame.
See? Facebook = EVIL
I am really good at wasting time without Facebook’s help! I do like re-connecting with old friends, and seeing pics.
I’m pretty sure I’m the last person on the planet without a Facebook account. And this post just confirmed I won’t be getting one anytime soon.
Aren’t blogs just really slow, lame Facebook accounts?
Haha…yea it seems everyone is on Facebook…except you.
Facebook and Twitter and blog killers.