Create the Caption #2
Since the Weekend at Mookie’s 2 is this week, the subject of this contest will be none other than JJOK. Last year he sent me to the rail in the WAM poker tournament and reserved a spot in the Hall of Donks. So for all you ladies making the trip to Austin this weekend, here’s some eye candy. Maybe he’ll sign the picture in person for you.
The rules are simple, leave a caption in the comments and the top two entries will win a buy-in into The Mookie.
All entries must be in by Tuesday, March 29th at 11:59PM CT.
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Jacks are SO not Ok.
or… Jack are Sssspeecciallll.
yeah, but it’s thickness that matters.
“They told me that I don’t look fat in this. I look SAUCY!”
or…
“Tell me the truth, do you think Wawfuls could
pull this outfit off? I don’t think so, right Carmen?”
4 Kids and I lost alllll the baby weight!
This is a proven method to keep the sperm count HIGH
“JJOK makes an aggressive play with a short stack.”
JJOK flops the nuts!
“Dont’cha you wish your pockets were HOT like me?”
Here’s JJOK, struggling to make an obvious under-pair hold up!
JJOK : “Damn! I must have a tell. Everyone always has overs.”
Finally, ( and I’m sure mercifully )
JJOK : “The secret is making a powerful hand like JJ, look like a much smaller pair.”
LOL !! Thanks for the fun mook! (and JJ)
“You want to make sexy time with my sister? How about Devin Hester? He’ll let you spank his ass if you can catch him.
It’s niiiiiice I like.”
Good things come in small packages…
As you can tell, I’m often mistaken for George Clooney.
And you thought I was just another pretty face.
“What? You don’t like my outfit?! I knew I should’ve gone with the baby blue instead of violet!”
Following my earlier theme (and I admit, riding on Bam-Bam’s coattails):
JJOK makes an aggressive play with a small pair.
“There’s a goatee down there, too!”
No string bets please.